Darling Diva Polish Deadpool Collection (names are NSFW - you've been warned)

Hello lovelies!  Happy Friday! I've got a large post for you today featuring the brand new Darling Diva Polish Deadpool Collection.  Ok I have to admit that I haven't seen this movie yet but the names crack me up and the colors are amazing.  So even if you aren't a fan of Marvel/comics/Deadpool/Ryan Reynolds you can still enjoy this collection. Especially if you talk like a sailor, like I do.  But as I mentioned in the post title, some of the names on these polishes aren't for young eyes or to be uttered in a work environment...unless you are a pirate.  Seriously though, swear words, sexual innuendos...you've been warned again.  The Deadpool Collection launches tonight 4/8 at 7pm Central.  So let's jump in and check out this awesome collection.   *press sample* Darling Diva Polish: Shop, Mei Mei's Signatures, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter

Hopefully you took my LANGUAGE & SEXUAL INNUENDO WARNING seriously because here we go!  Big Rubber Masturbating Shoes is a bright cobalt crelly.  These reference a "dead sexy" pair of crocs the main character wears in the movie.  Carrie nailed this color!  I know this shade of blue for crocs and she perfectly replicated the color and finish.  I used 2 coats for full coverage.  No topcoat used so you could see the true finish of the polish.

 *shade*

 Time To Make the Chimifuckingchangas is rainbow flakie goodness.  Theres a touch of holo for extra flair.  This is a total beauty, I layered it over Big Rubber Masturbating Shoes so you could see it clearly over a nice solid color.  It's amazing.  That is pretty much all my notes say.  I used 1 coat and look at that coverage!  I finished with topcoat.  PS - I could go for a chimichanga now.  

 *shade*

As Much Fun As A Sandpaper Dildo got a lot of love.  I have matte, shade, shiny pictures.  So this is a baby pink polish with blue sparks and holo shimmer.  Such a gorgeous polish - soft, subtle and glowy.  Fantastic formula and application. I used 3 coats for full coverage and matte topcoat for these first set of pictures.  

 *matte topcoat, shade*

This is As Much Fun As A Sandpaper Dildo with regular topcoat.  Oooh shinies!  

 *glossy topcoat, shade*

Smells Like Old Lady Pants is a light grey holo with blue shimmer.  Super pretty color, not so lovely olfactory imagery (if that's such a thing).  Fabulous formula, I was expecting it to be sheer but it wasn't.  I had great coverage in 2 coats.  Finished up with topcoat. 

International Women's Day is a bright pink crelly.  Carrie seemed quite fond of this name/shade so I really want to see the movie to put the references together.  But my own personal opinion of this particular shade/formula is it's fabulous!  This is seriously a Barbie pink and the formula is perfect.  I used 2 coats for full coverage and no topcoat so you could see the true finish.  

 *shade*

Sexy Motherfucker is a a red holo that is pretty much described by the name.  Red lovers will surely swoon over this one.  And rightly so, it's so damn sexy.  Perfect color, perfect formula, perfect application.  I use 2 coats and topcoat to finish.  

 *shade*

Another super sexy color is All The Dinosaurs Fear The TRex.  You know I love this name because I am a super duper nerdy dinosaur lover.  This is a straight up sexy fuchsia holo.  Formula and application were amazing.  Only 2 coats and a layer of topcoat'll do ya.  

 *shade*

What In The Ass? is a warm purple holo.  Seriously though, I have uttered this terminology before, it's pretty funny.  I really love that it's a dark, sultry color.  Those 2 things are my jam.  Wonderful formula and application.  2 coats was all I needed.  I finished with topcoat.    

 *shade*

Moving along, this is Crown Of Dicks, an intense purple shimmer with pink and blue micro flakes.  But that name...I can only imagine it in my head and I'm cackling.  So this beauty tricked me.  I thought I had full coverage with my 2 coats but when I went to edit my pictures they looked like a mess to me with uneven patches and nicks.  So I apologize for the craptastic paint job with this one - don't let my shoddy work deter you from the beauty that is the polish.  So I used 2 coats and matte topcoat for these first set of pictures.  Yeah, I've got much love for the matte topcoat these days.  

*shade*

And here is Crown Of Dicks all shiny and happy with a glossy topcoat!  

 *shade*

And sadly we've come to the end of the collection.  This is Francis, a teal holo.  This is such a gorgeous color.  Formula and application were on par with all the others - fabulous!  I used 2 coats for full coverage and topped it off with topcoat.  

 *shade*